Fruit Imagery Pillows

Banana

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Plum jam...

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

End of Year Figs.

Conference Pears

"No. You turn over."

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"We have a favor to ask."

Lovers dressed as pears

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"I like friut flies!"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Oh you smoothie

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Man juggling apple core.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.