Fruit Imagery Pillows

Banana

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plum jam...

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Conference Pears

Apricots

"No. You turn over."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"We have a favor to ask."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Lovers dressed as pears

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I like friut flies!"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Oh you smoothie

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Man juggling apple core.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.