Fruit Symbolism Fan Mugs

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

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What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

Life and Death

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'