Fruit Stock Fan Gifts

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Banana Split...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Banana

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."