Fruit Innovator Mugs

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Just be yourself."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Lovers dressed as pears

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Are they fresh?'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"We're making progress."

'We're both dyslexic.'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".