Fruit Innovator Mugs

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Just be yourself."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Are they fresh?'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'We're both dyslexic.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

"We're making progress."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"