Fruit Forager Mugs

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

For thousands of years desert dwellers have harvested the delicious dark red juicy fruit of the saguaro.

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Banana Split Personality

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Peach flirting with a banana.

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'