Fruit Finder Mugs

'Do you have any oranges?'

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Fishing sign.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Ball as water-melon.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

Large, wrinkly

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'