Fruit Bowl Enthusiast Mugs

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping