Fruit Affectionado Pillows

'I need work on my core.'

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

A small heart within a big heart.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Made your point.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'