Frugal Gourmet Mugs

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Food prices

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

Paying for Food on Your Phone

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Stuffing the turkey.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Boy baking a cake.

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."