Frugal Gourmet Mugs

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Food prices

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

Paying for Food on Your Phone

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Stuffing the turkey.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

Boy baking a cake.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."