Frugal Fun-finder Prints

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Funky Facts: Football.

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Everything for a buck.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"OMG! They're eating noses!"

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Mr. Fun

"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"

The 29p Shop

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.

"Business was good this week! Let's go on a shopping spree!"

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"It isn't a romantic candle-lit dinner when you've had the electricity cut off."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"Oops."

'Well, this is goodbye, Joe -- my wife is making me get direct deposit.'

This Week's Special Offer - Take It Or Leave It