Frugal Fathers Pillows

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Dad, can you read?"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

Company Awards - "The innovation Award goes to Henderson for living within his salary."

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

Loans - 'We were thinking of paying a gas bill.'

Very sad piggy bank

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"Our new double glazing has almost paid for itself - the kids can't hear the ice cream van anymore."

Old woman and bills

"Why are you typing your own letters?"

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce no-frills parenting.'

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

"How come we never go out anymore and spend money we don't have?"

'One is for me, and one is for my 401 (k).'

Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'