Frugal Family Member Mugs

Math I = You Won't Be Getting That New Car.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"We're going to need more pets."

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'How much did you save this year?'

Expensive greeting cards.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'