Frugal Friend Mugs

Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...

'I miss the disposable income days.'

'I'm on the inflation diet. Every week I spend the same amount of money and come home with less food!'

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'We were just keeping up with the Joneses. How was I supposed to know the Joneses were keeping up with the Rockefellers?'

'Al, I haven't seen you for ages! -- Where have you been?', 'Living within my income.'

Everyone thought Bill Junior had a lot of great ideas, but actually he was just too cheap to buy a lampshade.

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"Hurry - ring it up before your prices go up again!"

Budget Dental Surgery.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'She lost that 'new car smell' long ago, but I like the 'no more payments' smell even better.'

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'We're lucky we still have a roof under our feet.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"I think this new financial controller is going to be trouble..."

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."

Spiralling inflation

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Heat this winter.

ACME REFRIGERATOR, 'But on the plus side, we don't owe anybody a dime!'

'Something that gives the illusion of great generosity, without, you know, costing a lot.'

'I've just worked out that the money we saved for a rainy day would now last us for a rainy one hour and twenty minutes!'

'He's excited to find a quarter, but refuses to shop with a coupon.'

'Now, let's not foolishly argue about who's paying the bill.' - 'I agree. I'm broke anyway.'

"I do give until it hurts, I just have a low pain tolerance."

Warning! Due to rapid inflation, marked prices will likely double before you reach checkout.

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"The great thing about self-medicating is there is a low co-pay."

"Son, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about your tuition?"