Frugal Art Lover T-Shirts

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

Venus

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

What's an Imax cave?

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Origami Society...

Wagging Dog

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'