Frozen Wave Surfer Gifts

Snow Wave

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Ice skater

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I don't know who you are!"

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Jimi Hendrix.

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Snowboarding downhill.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'Another nice wave.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Gold Crisis

Rock & Roll

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Music Freak.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

The turbulent euro.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

"Surf's up."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."