Frozen Treat Lover Mugs

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Two boys eating ice cream

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

A day in the life of a dog.

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"It's a dessert island...!"

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Ice cream van - Large cone.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

What do you wish for next year?

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

On the Ice.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

Pack of oreos.

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'