Frozen Treat Lover Mugs

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Two boys eating ice cream

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

A day in the life of a dog.

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"It's a dessert island...!"

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

What do you wish for next year?

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

On the Ice.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'