Festive Treat Lover Mugs

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Two boys eating ice cream

A day in the life of a dog.

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Roscoe's Great Escape

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"God, I miss the old days!"

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Ice cream van - Large cone.

Christmas Pudding

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Christmas canape?

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'