Frozen Fairway Explorer Mugs

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You're away, Doc!'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Melted But Not Forgotten

Cutting round an igloo...

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Fish golfing.

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

'Don't worry, we start off very gradually...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

The Grumpometer.

Cheating at golf.

'You might want to recheck your math.'

'Tch, it's gone in this sandpit. I'll throw it onto the grass.'

Extrem winter

'Your direction is good, now try for distance.'

Tunnel of Self-Love

'Your best ever drive Fred, long and straight. Unfortunately the hole is this way!'