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Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Larry's used art

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Selfie

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Lemniskate

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Giant white horse.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'