Frosty Runner Gifts

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

Snowprov

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

Ice skater

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

January Joiner

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Football fan

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Tall Snowman

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Melted But Not Forgotten

"I surprise you every year!"

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Skiing

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

Hitchhiking Snowman.