Frosty Runner Gifts

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

Snowprov

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

Ice skater

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

January Joiner

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Football fan

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Tall Snowman

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Melted But Not Forgotten

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"I surprise you every year!"

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Skiing

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

Witch's Snowman.

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

Ice Age.