Frosty Farmers T-Shirts

"I dunno. Have you been watering them?"

baby sweetcorn...

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"She wishes to range free!"

Ice skater

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Cow duel.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Baby it's cold outside.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'I love you guys!'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Tropical Cow Tank

Grumpy Cow

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Well, that backfired."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

"Declared Victory Garden"

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.