Frosty Farmers T-Shirts

baby sweetcorn...

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Ice skater

"She wishes to range free!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Cow duel.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Baby it's cold outside.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Tropical Cow Tank

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Grumpy Cow

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'I love you guys!'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Well, that backfired."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

"Declared Victory Garden"

"I surprise you every year!"

'If one more person says 'with an OINK-OINK HERE AND AN OINK-OINK THERE', I'm going to go bonkers!'