Frostbite Fighter Mugs

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Baby it's cold outside.

710

If Ghosts Were Real

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Tall Snowman

Hourglass earth - time running out

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

Hitchhiking Snowman.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

Cold and Flu Medication.

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

Cold

"Big coal is getting restless."

Woman chaining herself to refrigerator so heavy man cannot open it.

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

'If anything can protect that plant from the frost it's my wife's best coat'

"No. The second fork is for defense."