Frostbite Fighter Mugs

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Baby it's cold outside.

If Ghosts Were Real

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

710

Frost advisory tonight.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Tall Snowman

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

Hitchhiking Snowman.

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Cold and Flu Medication.

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

Woman chaining herself to refrigerator so heavy man cannot open it.

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

"Big coal is getting restless."

Cold

Snow maker.

"No. The second fork is for defense."