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"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Steroids.'

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"Get a life."

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

Frisbee dog

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

English Pointers giving pointers.

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

A Little Boy Plays Frisbee With A Turtle's Shell.

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."