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Sue Gray Report

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Truth

The Jose Padilla Experience

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"Can you hear me now?"

"Not guilty"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

I know "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" applies to defendants your honor, but

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Clarence Thomas

Supremacist Court

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Five to Eight

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

"But is it art?"