Fringe-free Fashionistas Gifts

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Australian punk

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

We have skule clothes.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

I took up antkeeping.

QR tattoo.

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Casual day in Antarctica.

Winter Coat

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

Not Uggs. Puggs.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

Young Frankenstein

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"