Friendship Management Prints

"This is my friend Estella."

Boss's Desk Says No!

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Networking

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cat and mouse

Holding hands

Polygamists' Picnic

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Great Therapy!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I hate it when we fight."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Emotional Bling

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I think he's lonely.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'