Friendship Humorist T-Shirts

"Your dad can't phone a friend - he hasn't got one!"

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Always Compatible

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Barman In Love.

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

Phoenix

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'