Friendship Etiquette Mugs

"She sent me a Thank You note, so I sent back a Thank You for your Thank You note and she sent a Thank You for thanking me for the Thank You note and..."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Cat and mouse

Holding hands

Polygamists' Picnic

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I hate it when we fight."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."