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'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I hate it when we fight."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Polygamists' Picnic

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Cat and mouse

Holding hands

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Are you OK hun?"

Time for tea and friendship.

Emotional Bling

'I think he's lonely.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"