Friendship Bracelet Designer Gifts

"I got into a fight with Emily over what colour to make our friendship bracelets."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Networking

Dolphin friendly tuna

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Holding hands

"I hate it when we fight."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Cat and mouse

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I think he's lonely.'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Are you OK hun?"

Emotional Bling

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."