Friendship Bracelet Designer Gifts

"I got into a fight with Emily over what colour to make our friendship bracelets."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Networking

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Holding hands

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Cat and mouse

Dolphin friendly tuna

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I hate it when we fight."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'I think he's lonely.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Time for tea and friendship.

Emotional Bling

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Are you OK hun?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'