
Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....
Gift comfy, witty t-shirts that capture the fun and exhaustion of parenting—ideal for relaxed weekends or school runs.
Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
'Ahhh...'
'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Likes: $2.
'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'
Young Gums
'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'
"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."
'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'
It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...
"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."
Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok
"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."
"Technology is for babies!"
"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"
A father comes home from work and is given a baby.
"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."
"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"
'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'
'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'
Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'
Dog Walking and Child Walking.
Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.
"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."
'Quick! Look cute!'
"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."
Toy 4x4: Now with real emissions!
"We couldn't find a sitter."
Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.
Reality of Parenthood
Explore our collection of mugs designed for friends with young families—humorous, heartfelt, and perfect for those busy mornings.
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Browse our charming prints capturing the essence of family life—ideal for decorating nurseries or playrooms.