Friends Who Own Cats T-Shirts

"There's nothing inside. The ribbon is the gift."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cats on Board.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Salvador Dali's cats.

"How do I get down?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

How cats see their home

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'