Friends Of The Bride T-Shirts

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"Yes ... no!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Speech

Bouncing baby

Toy 4x4: Now with real emissions!

"My favourite part of the wedding ceremony was when the minister said "repeat after me"..."

"Remember when we used to wonder whether to kiss on the first date?"

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

"Bride or Groom?"

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

"I guess I just always imagined I'd be givin' you the perfect shotgun wedding."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"I have an objection to this marriage! You're supposed to pay my fee upfront!"

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

'As long as it's got six fingers and eighteen toes...'

Little Dorrit - The Third Volume of the Registers

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

'Don's always been a model husband. Unfortunately, not a working model.'

"Look, Wendy....our pets are playing together!"

'Now that you're hitched how about selling me your golf clubs,Sid?'

"Congratulations. Now you can let her conscience be your guide."

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."