Friendly Teammate Prints

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Rivalry Begins

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Academy.

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

Men painting red and white.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

(visual gag) 'HA-ARRRGH' A shot put athlete tears off his head when he throws his put

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Squash Partners.

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."