Friendly Teammate Mugs

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

The Rivalry Begins

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Academy.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Men painting red and white.

(visual gag) 'HA-ARRRGH' A shot put athlete tears off his head when he throws his put

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Squash Partners.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'