Friend-zone Philosopher Prints

Decorate their space with prints that humorously articulate the friend's perspective on love and friendship. Ideal for adding personality and a dash of wit to any room.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy."   "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy."   "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard."   "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self."   "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills."   "You're forgetting that to have descend
"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy."   "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy."   "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard."   "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self."   "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills."   "You're forgetting that to have descend mockup
"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy."   "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy."   "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard."   "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self."   "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills."   "You're forgetting that to have descend mockup
"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy."   "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy."   "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard."   "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self."   "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills."   "You're forgetting that to have descend mockup
"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy."   "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy."   "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard."   "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self."   "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills."   "You're forgetting that to have descend mockup

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