Friend With Children Mugs

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

I will study my speling words...

'Ahhh...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Technology is for babies!"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"