Friend Who Works From Home Gifts

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

That shows business confidence.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Balancing Family and Work

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

violence in workplace

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Laptops

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'Where should I leave this?'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 every week, but at the rate of 20 a day.

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Fish in Water Cooler.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Working from home again, Jerry?"