Friend Who Loves Football Prints

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Football Delivery

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

Baseball Angels

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Plane crash on football pitch.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

Swing by won't you?

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Football Applause

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."