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"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"It makes me want to pee."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'Now cut that out!'

Dog with toilet IV

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

'Tell me about your puppyhood?'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Fetching some fuel.

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"You've got athletes foot."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."