Friend Of A Hiker Prints

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Nature Lovers

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'