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"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Bitchbark Canoe

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Canine Scentipede

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Out, damned Spot.'

PET THEORIES

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Pet Entertainers

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"