Fridge Detective Prints

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"We've got three issues to discuss: our green office waste initiative, the fuzzy Saxby account figures, and that thing in the refrigerator, which is both green and fuzzy."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Yesterday my frig stunk real bad! But now it doesn't! I musta eaten whatever it was!"

$1: Family Secrets

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Entertainment systems

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'