Friday The 13th Survivor Mugs

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Fairy Tales. The piggy bank's been smiling a lot lately. He's the only one who didn't lose his savings in the stock market meltdown.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Monday morning is nigh.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"I invested $1000 in Nortel and now my shares are worth 18 cents."

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Hat Swap

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"Why do eras always end on Friday the 13th?"

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

'If it's any consolation, your portfoilo is now in a far better place.'

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'Your portfolio took a beating...,but the good news is no humans or animals were injured.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Friday the 13th.

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'