Friday Night Tradition Gifts

"If you ask me, it takes a lot of fun out of the old Friday night feeding frenzy!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Infinity Tavern

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Clown Happy Hour

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Next Round Indicator

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Friday 5.30pm.

City centre pub.

Towny Music Night.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

"And what's the story behind the story?"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

'A Fucking Drink'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Pizza and Karaoke

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Full glass

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.