Friday Happy Hour T-Shirts

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

The Reaper's Arms

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Clown Happy Hour

Next Round Indicator

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Another Martoonie?"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."