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'Now let's explore your dark side.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Self Help / Elf Help.