Frets & Feedback Chaser Pillows

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Out To Lurch

WiFi Signals

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Redeemable Securities.

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

Surfin' the web.

Astronomical observations.

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Trump and social media

How's My Diving?

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

'Disgusting! If I had any idea who sent this one, I'd...'

"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

Phobias.

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

Trump Files