Frequent Flyer With Fur Pillows

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

Pet Passport Photos

"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."

"If it takes 10 miles to pour diet, then I must be a million miler."

'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

Kerry's middle east trips not without tangible value.

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

"I think the cat is moulting again, Carol."

"You are the World Traveller Plus in the airport of my life."