Frequency Foe Prints

Feelings towards radios - Hands throwing a radio out of a window

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Ohm sweet Ohm

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Solar Storm Expected!

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

"Where's your evidence?"

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'Take a deep breath and don't panic---we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'fear factor''

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

"Take a seat, Mr. Duffy - that will be fifty pounds."

Tsunami for fleas

"Today's special: Passwords"

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Ebola. Should I really be this freaked out about it? I mean, more Americans have been married to Angelina Jolie than have died of Ebola. You should be TERRIFIED! It LIQUIFIES YOUR ORGANS! It's so EASY TO CATCH, too, if a symptomatic Ebola patient throws up on you and you don't notice in time to wash it off before you rub your eyes. Ratings gold! If I stay tuned, will you update me on all the developments?

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

Teller - Hand over some money! I need to pay my bank charges.

"With all it's hidden fees, this bank must be the leader of the fee world."

Insecticide.

That'll be $4.75. What? What are you talking about? I already paid $8.50 for this cup of warm milk. That was to drink for a one-minute trial period. To continue drinking, you must pay an additional $4.75. Surely you read the fine print. Pardon me while I form a mob.